Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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