we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The ass gains better be worth it
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