This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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