i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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