He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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