i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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