i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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