My first STD was from a foam party
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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