In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
is wine microwaveable?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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