Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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