We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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