omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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