This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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