How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Green mimosas i think yes
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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