New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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