sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
and she was petting her beer can
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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