Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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