don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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