she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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