OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Girls should come with a carfax report
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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