hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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