we're blogging at a bar
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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