so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize