You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have demons in me.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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