It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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