were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My pussy is not your playground.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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