I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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