So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
