ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I've blown a few things in my day
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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