Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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