is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The power of my boobs compel you
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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