Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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