Can Purell be used as lube?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You ever have a fart follow you around?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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