Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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