my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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