I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I am available for nakedness
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
