In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'm always down for nudity.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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