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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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