Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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