in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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