did you get engaged???
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I could fuck to npr.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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