Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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