do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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