i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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