It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
When are your genitals available?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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