fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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