I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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