I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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