I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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