I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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