I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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