I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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